Howdy! We're Psych-A-Billy, the breathtaking-in-its-primitive-splendor, Hillbilly Band. And, if you're reading this, it means that Cousin Skidmark's plan to hook the hard drive up to the back wheel of Daddy's Dodge truck and make'em both spin like a clothes-dryer full of raccoons  is actually working...

I am  a sophisticated, scholarly person. I disdain  and eschew  hillbillies. I want  to hear real music!

I want to drink liquor, talk loud and wave my pants over my head!  Let me in!

Last Updated October 15th, 2000