Here are some of our favorite web pages that we visit all the time. These sites are just chocked full of the sort of useful, helpful, uplifting information that has thoroughly convinced us that the internet is really nothing more than the proverbial Infinite Number of Monkeys With An Infinite Number of Typewriters finally burst into the physical world, such as it is. That is to say: These sites are weird.
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Some misguided souls feel that a hillbilly band from North of The Manson-Nixon line is oxymoronic. Frankly, we feel that it's just plain moronic. But, just to prove that we in Pennsylvania are as deeply steeped in a culture of inbreeding and squalor as anyone, we proudly present this link to The Great Mobile Homes of Pennsylvania. Look at this web site, my fellow Pennsylvanians, take pride in our noble heritage, then mail this link to your family back in California or wherever you came from.

Remember: Normal people are people you don't know very well. For example, that abnormally pretty lady in the photo is really an abnormally pretty man. But, of course, you can't be fooled. You knew that. That's why you'll do real, real well on the Female-Or-Shemale Photo Quiz.

Okay, the photo is kind of small. But, if you look really carefully, this is a picture of a guy playing a giant banjo that's strung up like a bass.  He builds the fool things and has even tricked Master Funk Bassist Victor Wooten into posing with it. See it! Hear it! Behold it in it's breathtaking primitive splendor and be afraid. Be very afraid!

Here's a link to Women In Prison who are looking for pen pals. Our law enforcement officials are jailing everybody that they can find an excuse to lock up. And that means some hot babes are incarcerated, completely deprived of male companionship and just may be sex-crazed enough to write naughty letters to losers who search the internet for lonely, lonely women. Be sure to check out Tracy the Texas Stripper. We don't know why she's in jail. But, we're having fun guessing.

Yep. Can't even run the Psych-A-Billy web site without firing up the old truck. We use the back axle to run the hard drive and the radiator to distill corn liquor unless we have to slap it back together with some baling wire and go on the road.  Stovebolt is a web site that's entirely dedicated to pick-up trucks from before 1972.

Jesus never owned a gun. As far as we know, he never carried a weapon and personally didn't care much for violence. Of course, we could always be wrong. Just in case we are, here's The Christian Guide To Small Arms Web Site which, despite our keen sense of irony is not nearly as funny as it is disturbing. Don't say we didn't warn you.