Answer: We tried using indestructible guitar stings for awhile. And we found out that instead of breaking all those flimsy, fiddly, little bits of wire that don't hardly cost anything at all, that Old Uncle Possum commenced to breaking three and four guitars a night, which was powerful more expensive and cut into our budget for beer, salami and duct tape.

Question: I've heard that in the Southern Hemisphere water swirls down the drain in the opposite direction of our proper drain-water in the Northern Hemisphere. So, if you get really drunk in the Southern Hemisphere, does the room spin the other way around?
Answer: We have no idea.
     So, we went to the nearest authority we could find on the subject: Australian Folk DJ Bruce Cameron of 2MCE-FM of Bathurst. He actually played "Let's get Drunk & Break Bottles In The Alley" on Australian radio. So, he's our hero.
     Bruce said: "Trust me on this one, I have been researching this matter quite exhaustively and was hoping to provide you with a definitive response some time ago. However, what I've found is that I reach a certain point (in my researching) when I just have to crawl outside the house / bar / cave / kennel and lie on the ground looking up at the stars.
     "I realize the movement of the stars is already well documented, so, rather than rake over those old coals, I thought I could look for some insightful new information about the effects of rain falling into the open mouth of a person sleeping on their back. My research has not gone well.
     "Each time I work through a session in the old outdoor wet lab I wake up to find the ink has run all over the page and I can't remember my discoveries of the previous night. But, curiously, I notice every time the sun has come out and the stars are nowhere to be found.
     "Does that happen in the northern hemisphere?"

Answer: Yes, it happens to us all the time.

Question: How does Uncle Possum have such great hair?

Answer: That's not his hair. That's an actual Possum grafted to his head. That's how he got his name. Much to our dismay, he recently trimmed off the ponytail from the back. We'd just learned that not only is that long-in-back and short-in-front hairstyle, which he so-recently abandoned,  called a mullet, but that there are people on the internet obsessed with this haircut. Here, see what we mean: http://www.mulletsgalore.com --Just watch out for the page about the midget mullet porn.

Question: Tell us more about that Bullwinkle guy! How does he do that???

Answer: How does he do what?
That guy's is actually our Road Mangler and some-time Fiddler, Col. Rick. Aside from occasionally bounding onto our stage  to interpret pompous Moody Blues poems in the style of Bullwinkle's Poetry Corner, Rick is an Air Traffic Controller. He often tells us what a great job it is and how much he really enjoys getting incredibly stoned, talking to the planes and watching the little dots on the screen in front of him.
On weekends he leads a Men's Group that's into ritual murder. You can e-mail him at Rickite@juno.com But, don't tell him we posted it here.

Question: After sending multiple letters & salami's to Bill Clinton over the years,
have you guys ever worried that the Secret Service had a file on Psych-A-Billy?

Answer: We're not at all convinced that President Bubba ever received our laminated salami. It's hard for us to imagine that he wouldn't have at least sent a Thank You Note. We've had visions of the bags and boxes of mail that arrive at The White House being sent to a neighborhood old-folks home for the