On account of we don't have the Electronic Rights to reproduce all those wacky cover tunes for which we've become so well known, the lawyers say that we're limited to our breathtaking-in-their-primitive-splendor original songs.
  So, here they are! Download them right away and e-mail them to all your little friends. It will not only give them the gift of song, it will also make it take an unusually long time for them to get their e-mail today.
    Just click on a song title and start downloading!